100 Jubilant Jones Children: August 2010

I have room for one more new baby, so I call up the newest member of our

home town, Trent Baker.

The muscular Trent is easy to flirt with, he's super attractive!

"I'd love to help you with your challenge, Kira. You just say the word."
Of course I wanted him to be a dad for the future Jones baby,
so we shared our first kiss and went upstairs.

We cuddle...

And try for baby # 11!

Trent thanks me for choosing him after lullaby chimes fill the air,
and heads off to work.

I walk downstairs, and it seems like every time I conceive,
my laundry room malfunctions in some way!

My three oldest do their homework together!
They are doing great in school!

I start to teach Kale how to talk and he's doing pretty well!

Teaching Riley how to talk, and Seana playing with her

robot cow that Nadia made a long time ago!

Sage striving to fulfill his lifetime wish,

Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers.

Sage teaching Seana how to walk, he's always

spending time with her!

After Seana knows how to walk, Sage takes Jackie outside

for a game of catch.

That baseball is the size of a cantaloupe!

My sweet little Seana, she's as adorable as always!

Oh! I wasn't feeling to hot all day, and that night I got sick.

"Hey Mommmm?" Jackie yelled from outside the bathroom door,

"Are you pregnant again?! I WANT ANOTHER LITTLE SISTER!"

I laughed once I was done brushing my teeth.

"I'll work on that for you Jackie!"

"Momma! No sleep Momma! Seana no tired!"

"Seana honey," I smiled, "It's night time,

so little girls need to get their beauty sleep.

Jackie and Sarah go to sleep at night,

and Jackie and Sarah are very beautiful, right?"

"Yes Momma, you all vewy beautiful. Seana

want to be beautiful! I sleep now, Momma."

"Goodnight my little darling. Sweet dreams."

I kissed her forehead and started to walk out.

"Seana wuvs Momma." I heard her whisper before

she gently fell into sleep. I smiled to myself, I knew

this challenge was right for me.

The next morning, Jackie thinks hard about her birthday wish...

And welcomes her teenage life!

Jackie reminds me of myself when I was a teen, she's very rebellious with

her looks! She dyed parts of her long black hair blue

and wears fancy makeup. She even has her navel pierced!

Baby bump number 11! I wish for a girl as well!

Jackie taking a bath.... in her jeans? Well there's always

the Absent Minded one in the family!

Sarah helping Seana learn her notes on the xylophone!

I invite Illandere (aka: Dr. Blueflame) over just to have someone to talk to

about everything going on outside my house. I tell her that I am

a day along in my pregnancy and she congratulates me.

"Would you like to know the gender, Kira?" she asked me.

"Sure!" I exclaimed.

"Kira," she smiled as she felt my stomach, "You're having a girl!"

I was so excited and I couldn't wait to tell Jackie!

Dr. Blueflame left to work, and I went upstairs to take care of the

toddlers. Apparently they're doing just fine!

Kale and Riley couldn't be more identical!

That night, I run to the bookstore to grab a pregnancy book.

Coraline, my first born child, is there, and we chat about

family and music for a awhile. I tell her that her 11th sibling

is on the way and she told me that she is thinking about having another

child as well! I am happy for her and Shane!

Thinking about my baby girl after a midnight swim.

My shirt was working the hard the next day while I was cleaning the

house...

And I go into labor! I drive to the hospital as fast as I can (good thing

my Beetle is a quick car) and after 3 hours of labor...

I come out of the hospital with my 11th bundle of joy!

Meet Apple Jones (named after Fiona Apple the singer).

Trent, Apple and I in the cab on the way home.

I am glowing all over, I still love this challenge

and my children with all my heart!

Sage invites his best friend, Sarah Demi, over. I have a feeling

that Sage wants her to be more than just his

best friend! They met in elementary school...

And Sage asks her to be his girlfriend! She accepts! Good thing

she is perfect for my first baby boy!

Sarah tells me about Sage, she is so excited that they are together!

I really enjoy her company, and so do the babies!

Sarah has had some pretty hard breaks. When she was 10,
her parents died from being mauled by bears in the Catacombs,
and she was left to the care of her uncle, Sid Vicious. However, her uncle
was mean spirited, evil, neurotic, insane, he dislikes children, and he
is a klepto. He constantly yelled and fought
with Sarah, criticized her, and kept her from school. Sid
is also involved in the criminal career.
Sage told me all of this, and I immediately took action.
I called up her uncle, and asked him to meet me at City Hall.
He agreed after much of my pleading, and showed up an hour
after I got there. Sid was obviously not fit to be a guardian,
and I asked him if he even wanted Sarah living with him.
"Why in the world would I want a moody teenager in my house?!
She is always locked her door on me and she wouldn't be home
all day to clean my house. I hate
that little prick. But I'm stuck with her!"
He angered me just by looking at him, but I had to keep my cool
in order to convince Sid to listen to me.
"What if I told you that you wouldn't have to deal with her ever again?"
"That's impossible. No one will take her."
My eyes widened. "You've tried to get rid of her before?"
"Duh. I didn't want some snobby, rich, 10 year old
cramping my style. I tried to get her money and
get rid of her."
"I will take her." I stated. He took a step back.
"Are you insane?!" He yelled.
"No I'm not insane. I've raised 5 teenagers already and I currently
have a teenage son living with me. Sarah will live with me and
my family, and you'll never have to see her again. I talked
to my friend who is a Social Worker, and she said since Sarah
is only 16, I can legally adopt her, and having a
closed adoption is one of your choices if you agree
to give her up."
"Finally! Take her! I don't want her money or anything. Just get
her out of my house!"
I sighed with relief. "Please sign here, here, and here. I will
take care of the rest."
Sid snatched the paper out of my hands, scribbled his signature on the lines,
and thrust it back to me. "Are we done here? I gotta go."
"Yes we're done. Thank you Sid."
"Yeah, whatever, bye." He turned around and sprinted away.
I smiled to myself. Even though Sarah would not be counted in
my 100 Baby Challenge, I was happy I have the opportunity
to change her life.

After Sarah's adoption was finalized, I came home to find Gage
standing at my door with his son that he had with Yumi.
"Hey baby, surprise! I wanted my son to meet his newest siblings!"
"Gage, I'm sorry. I'm not your baby, and I can't have you
hovering in my life. It's against my rules for the challenge,
and I am not going to sacrifice my challenge so we can be together."
"What?! You made me to break up with Yumi and now you tell
me that I can't be your boyfriend?!"
"Listen to me," I said, starting to get angry, "I suggested that you and Yumi
should break up, I did not make you break up with her. You knew
the rules to my challenge, and you knew what you were
getting into when you agreed to participate.
The only emotional ties I can have in this challenge are
the ones to my family and my friends who are
supporting me in this challenge. I'm going to have to ask you to
leave now. Goodbye Gage." I walked away before he could
reply.
I needed to get some sleep. I had a very long day.